92. The smell of a carriage
Right, let’s try and settle this for good. Or at least arrive at some kind of mushy consensus.
Here are my suggestions:
Nice-smelling carriages
Piccadilly line
An airing cupboard full of freshly-laundered towels.
Jubilee line
A reading room in a provincial library, lined with photocopiers and computers.
Victoria line
An all-night pharmacy.
Metropolitan line
The future.
Not-so-nice-smelling carriages
Bakerloo line
Damp coats left on radiators.
Central line
An examination hall full of adolescents.
District line
A defrosted freezer cabinet.
Circle line
A defrosted freezer cabinet in high summer.
Ambivalent-smelling carriages
Waterloo and City line
Ablutions and excretions.
Northern line
Free newspapers.
Hammersmith and City line
Ambivalence.
Having climbed aboard one of the new Hammersmith & City line trains this morning, the straight-out-of-the-depot smell is definitely “Weed smoker, just departed”.
That does seem to be the defining smell of the new S Stock trains. The ones on the Metropolitan Line often smell strongly of weed, and on my first journey by S Stock on the Hammersmith and City a few days ago it was exactly the same. I guess it’s because they’re one big long sealed tube, so the smell has nowhere to go except around the air con. If some cheeky little n’er do well has a late night toke on any other line the smell quickly goes out the window.
Sometimes the Central line is more like a hot oven full of baking trays.
What about best sounding Tube Line? For me it’s the Jubilee line.
You and me both: https://150greatthingsabouttheunderground.com/2012/03/29/9-the-sound-of-a-jubilee-line-train/